Sarcastinate

Ang’s worried about being too sarcastic.

Ang to Pickle : Would mam mind taking me shopping for a plunger later.
Pickle : Why?
Ang: Because I’m making a dalek costume.

Symphony: Even for Monkey Shaggers

Tom Baker has to be one of the biggest loons ever to act on British television:

One tortured soul I know who suffers from amazingly premature ejaculation — I mean so premature that he hasn’t got any children after eleven years of marriage — was told by the priest that it was probably a blessing in disguise. What a piece of advice to give to a poor sod who comes off at the sound of his wife’s car in the drive.